lesbeast:

straight dude: im not homophobic im ok with gay guys as long as they dont hit on me *nervous laughter*

lesbian: i dont want straight guys hitting on me

straight dude:

straight dude: WH,AT THE FU CK

the-last-hair-bender:

jedda-martele:

pidgevspigeon:

birdrhetorics:

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

I mean at that point I think you’re family regardless.

hoexygen:

me: *likes a person*
person: *likes me back*
me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg

klaudiart:

someone: are you free this weekend?

me:

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flirting-with-psychology:

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like: 

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. 

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? 

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?

im so tired of the argument being “what’s next? a feasible combination of human conditions other than straight white cis able-bodied dude? that can’t possibly happen!”

cautionlazer:

cautionlazer:

cursedstim:

cursedstim:

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op